Can I ban myself from a forum...

[SHATOUSHKA]

plenty.

first rule of relevence being...

its my damned board.

second...

the thread you replied to was 7 pages deep....


for a reason

[Alex]

for a reason? not necessarily.

It's just a statistical reality that all your topics from your forum cannot fit on page one.

I find it a bit odd that it may trouble you that I just picked an arbitrary page and responded to a few topics from that page.

[Alex]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
cmon, alex... you know you can't ban yourself
from any forum... other than your own.
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This is cracking me up. I could picture TG wondering what would happen if he banned himself from his own forum, and trying it.

It sure would have been more interesting than just zapping himself as he apparently did.

So what would happen? The forum would limp through time with no moderator?

[SHATOUSHKA]

...the human ponders...

[SmokinLizzies]

HEY!!!

Beeeeeeeeeeer.... [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

LMMFAO!

you always can find just the right way to make me chuckle [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[GravyTrain]

Alex is a dumbass

[Alex]

No, but the monkey you keep spanking has a numbass.

[Hannibal]

I concur with monkey spankin gravy' on this one!
Alex is officially what I call "stupid as fuck"
proving that fuck is at least a thing, which it is, it is also then by definition stupid. Therefore alex, can be said to be the same thing as fuck. Seeing as since alex is item A, at time 1, he is the same thing as item B (labeled as the previously mentioned 'fuck') at time 2. They both have a fair amount of intrinisic properties that allow them similar "physical" aspects, a'la - ugly as fuck - retarded as fuck. So then, Alex is a fuck. But wait, according to John Locke, Alex would have to have ideas at time 2, as fuck, of being item a, at time 1... and since alex has never "fucked", he would have no recolection of being fuck!
poor alex, just stupid as fuck, but not getting fucked!

[SmokinLizzies]

Would it be in bad taste for me to say alex is gay as fuck?

There's no way someone could be able to "turn on a computer" and still be as dumb as alex. I think it's a game he likes to play, changing my first comment to he is sick as fuck.